E.M. Forster, the great British novelist and champion of individual liberty and responsibility lived a homosexual life concealed from the public eye. In 1931, at the age of 52, Forster takes as his lover, a young London policeman Bob Buckingham who in turn begins a passionate relationship with a young nurse, May Hockey. Forster, along with his own hidden homosexuality, is forced to face the bisexual preferences of his new lover. How Forster, Bob and May come to terms with their own affections and the sexual nature of their relationship is the fertile dramatic material of A KIND OF MARRIAGE.
EXTRACT OF THE PLAY
Characters in this extract:
MORGAN, 52, professionally known as E.M. Forster, a famous novelist.
BOB, 29, a London policeman.
MAY, 20s, a nurse at Fulham Maternity Hospital, London.
EDNA, 20s, May’s friend and fellow nurse at Fulham Maternity Hospital.
BARMAN at the Fulham Palace Road Pub.
DORA CARRINGTON, late 30s, professionally known as “Carrington,” a painter and decorative artist who lives in a ménage à trois with her husband and the author Lytton Strachey.
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Scene 4
(From Act One: London. Summer 1931. Morgan’s bedsit flat in Brunswick Square. Mid-day. A small table is set for a simple meal for two. A neatly made double-bed to one side. BOB in his undershirt, trousers and braces, serving up a freshly made omelette on to two plates as MORGAN enters. A gramophone record is playing a Mozart Piano Sonata.)
BOB
I got the afternoon off. Come sit down and tuck in. It’s an onion omelette and I grated some cheese in it. (The gramophone Mozart record finishes playing.) You can open the tinned salmon. (HE hands MORGAN the tin of salmon and a tin opener. MORGAN struggles with the opener, dropping the tin, then the opener.)
MORGAN
Infernal gadgets. It takes a Hercules to operate this thing.
BOB
Give it to me, luv. You have no patience, Morgan. Change the record on the gramophone, will you? (BOB easily opens the tin, serving out the salmon.) Put on some of that Beethoven. The one that goes, “DEE-DEE-DEE–DUM!”
(MORGAN goes to the gramophone, lifting the needle arm off the record.)
MORGAN
Your sergeant Harry Daley was at Joe Ackerley’s this morning.
BOB
Was he then? Harry’s all right. A bit of a show-off, but all right. Tuck in, luv.
(MORGAN takes his place at table with BOB. THEY eat.)
MORGAN
He was talking rubbish about you. I worry about what he might be saying at the station house.
BOB
I wouldn’t mind much about Harry. He’s a sort of licensed lunatic. That, at least, is the way I take him. Now eat your omelette. I’ve been listening to that Mozart fellow on the gramophone. He uses a lot of notes, doesn’t he?
MORGAN
A lot of notes. Yes. Quite a few.
BOB
Just think of all those notes going round in his head. I guess that’s why he had to write them down.
MORGAN
Writing them down helps.
BOB
To get them out of his head. Otherwise he’d have to be carryin’ them around in his brain all the time. Like I’m trying to memorise these manual regulations for the police sergeant’s examination. I tell you!
MORGAN
You are a dear, Bob. Sometimes I think I enjoy showing you off. Like some sort of trophy. Is that shameful of me?
BOB
You’ve won me, Morgan. Completely. “Notice to All: Constable Buckingham is owned by E.M. Forster. Please do not interfere!”
MORGAN
Please don’t talk about “owning.” It makes me nervous.
BOB
It’s all right. We don’t have to talk about it.
MORGAN
You are so extraordinarily understanding.
BOB
Not as understanding as May. But you’ll find that out soon for yourself. She’s keen to meet you.
MORGAN
An occasion, the anticipation of which, I do not relish.
BOB
You mean you don’t want to. You could say it right out. You don’t have to say it with the words twisted all ‘round.
MORGAN
I didn’t say I didn’t want to. What I said was that I wasn’t looking forward to it. I have certain trepidations. Fears. About our meeting.
BOB
Fears? Then you should say so, straight out.
MORGAN
In summary, my dear Bob, at present, she is, as you say, “keen” to meet me, but one knows all too well how it will end.
BOB
You might be surprised. You’ll like May. She’s no-nonsense. Don’t go in for make-up and silly clothes. And a nice sense of humour.
MORGAN
Always good for a giggle, is she?
BOB
She doesn’t hold with all that religion and sentimental woman stuff. A regular chum of a girl, who’s rather nice-looking, too.
MORGAN
I’m not the one to judge about that.
BOB
You will be. You have a bit of egg in your moustache. (HE dabs it away with his napkin.)
MORGAN
Don’t fuss me.
BOB
You want taking care of and I intend to do an awfully good job of it.
MORGAN
As you do. (Pause.) Does she know about us?
BOB
That’s our business. It has nothing to do with May. (HE finishes his meal, gets up, taking his plate to the side.) This place needs a good sweep. (HE takes up a broom from the corner.) Feet up, please.
(MORGAN lifts his feet. BOB sweeps under them.)
MORGAN
Bob, you should know that I don’t intend to give up any of my rights, either to your affections or your time to this woman.
BOB
MAY. Her name is May, and speaking of rights, I’ve something else here. (From his trouser pocket, he takes out a small ring box, opening it). I picked it up in a little pawnshop just off Hammersmith Grove. It’s real gold.
MORGAN
I’m sure May will like it.
BOB
It’s for you! A gentleman’s little ring. Give me your hand. The left one, please. (HE slips the ring on MORGAN’S little finger.) Let this be our pledge, Morgan. We are an “us” now. (HE crooks his own little finger around MORGAN’S ringed finger, holding tight.) Say it. US.
MORGAN
Us.
BOB
We’re together now, nothing else matters. It’s a chance in a million, we’ve found each other, Morgan. I’d do anything for you, even die for you if I had to.
MORGAN
Please don’t say such things. (HE starts to pull his hand away, BOB holds fast.)
BOB
From this moment. In true faithfulness, we are! I want you to wear this ring and never take it off.
(MORGAN twists the little ring uncomfortably on his little finger.)
MORGAN
It will take some getting used to.
BOB
Give us a kiss. (HE takes MORGAN’S face gently in his hands, and kisses him on the lips.) No backing out now, luv. That seals it.
(BOB puts the broom away and undoes his braces, undoing his trousers.)
BOB (Cont’d)
Now put on that Beethoven and come to bed. It’s time I had my German lesson, Herr Professor. (HE steps out of his trousers and his underpants, getting into bed naked except for his undershirt.) “DEE-DEE-DEE– DUM! DEE-DEE-DEE–DUM!”
(MORGAN goes to the gramophone, taking a record out of sleeve, putting on Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony.)
MORGAN
I do believe Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony is the most sublime noise that has ever penetrated into the ear of man. As for your May, I’m sure she shall have all she wants, but I can still deny her my company.
BOB
Sprechen Sie Deutsch, please!
(MORGAN moves to the bed, standing at the side. BOB loosens MORGAN’S tie and collar, unbuttoning his shirt, undoing the belt of his trousers.)
MORGAN
“What is the fare to Berlin?” Was kostet die Fahrt nach Berlin?
BOB
(helping MORGAN undress, repeating)
Was kostet die Fahrt nach Berlin?
MORGAN
“I’d like a room with a double bed.” Ich möchte ein Zimmer mit Doppelbett.
BOB
Ich möchte ein Zimmer mit Doppelbett!
MORGAN
Sehr gut, mein Schüler!
(BOB pulls back the sheet, welcoming MORGAN into bed.)
BOB
Kommen sie hier, Herr Professor.
(MORGAN, still in his undershirt, steps out of his trousers, getting into bed. BOB draws MORGAN to him, kissing him tenderly, as the lights fade.
The Beethoven on the gramophone crossfades to the tinny sound of–
A popular dance band tune plays, Jack Hylton & his Orchestra, “Life Begins At Oxford Circus.”)
Scene 5
(A corner table in a working class-pub in Fulham Palace Road near May’s Fulham Maternity Hospital. Late afternoon. Dirty glass windows and faded lace curtains hung at the windows. MAY sits with her friend EDNA, 20s. Both are dressed in their nursing uniforms.
To one side, a BARMAN stands behind a bar, polishing glasses.)
EDNA
I brought my autograph book. Do you think he’ll mind?
MAY
I’m sure he’s used to it.
EDNA
I got John Gielgud at the Old Vic last month. Oh, he was lovely! And Gertie Lawrence signed it at the Adelphi stage door for me. I don’t have any famous authors yet.
BARMAN
Excuse me, Ladies? Can I get your anything?
MAY
No thank you. We’re waiting.
EDNA
For the gentlemen.
BARMAN
Ah. The gentlemen. Right. (BARMAN turns brusquely away and exits.)
MAY
Mr. Forster is very accommodating. So I understand.
EDNA
Aren’t you nervous? I mean meeting him for the first time?
MAY
I’m not keen. But it’s important to Robert. That I meet him.
EDNA
It’s so lovely that he’s Robert’s friend. I guess a policeman meets all sorts of famous people in his line of work. Not like us. Nobody famous comes to have their babies at Fulham Maternity.
MAY
Maybe they decided not to come.
EDNA
I’m sure they’ll be here. Your Robert is the reliable sort. Meeting you at the hospital after your shift to walk you home. I wish I could get my Freddie to do that.
(BOB in his constable uniform, his helmet under his arm, enters with MORGAN in a rumpled, ill-fitting suit and an old tweed cap.)
BOB
Here they are. Hullo, Girls!
MORGAN
(Removing his cap, a slight awkward inclination to the ladies)
Good afternoon, Ladies.
(EDNA gets quickly to her feet, tugging at MAY)
EDNA
May! Up!
BOB
May and Edna, this is Mr. Forster. Morgan, this is my friend May and her friend–
EDNA
Edna. EDNA PICKLES. I know it’s a terrible name. But that’s who I am.
MORGAN
I think it is a charming name, Miss Pickles.
MAY
(Offering her hand directly to MORGAN)
Hullo, I’m May Hockey.
(MORGAN takes her hand, awkwardly.)
MORGAN
Yes. May.
EDNA
HOCKEY. And don’t ask her if she plays, ‘cause she don’t!
MORGAN
No.
MAY
I’m a nurse at the Fulham Maternity Hospital around the corner. I’m sure Robert has told you.
MORGAN
Yes. Bob has.
EDNA
We both are. Mothers and babies are our business! (A nervous laugh.) Sorry.
MAY
We’ve only a short time before our shift starts.
BOB
Come sit down, Morgan. What are you drinking, Girls?
MAY
Only ginger beer for me, Robert. We’re on duty at four.
EDNA
Ginger beer for me as well, I suppose. Have they got any pork scratchings? A couple of packets would be lovely.
MAY
For goodness sakes, Edna, but you just had your lunch.
EDNA
But I like pork scratchings.
BOB
You can have whatever you want. Morgan?
MORGAN
Please. Everyone. Have whatever you like.
EDNA
You’re certainly the kind of gentleman I like to spend time with, Mr. Forster! There, I’ve said it! I always say, “Honesty is the best policy.”
MORGAN
I favour reciprocal dishonesty, myself.
EDNA
Oh, my. Whatever can that mean?
MAY
A literary turn of phrase.
BOB
I’ll have a ginger beer, too. Morgan?
MORGAN
Yes, a ginger beer is fine, Bob.
BOB
All right. Ginger beers all around.
(HE steps away to the bar to order the drinks from the BARMAN.
EDNA calls after BOB.)
EDNA
And a packet of pork scratchings!
(Pause. EDNA, MORGAN, and MAY sit silently at the table, while BOB gets the drinks.)
MAY
I read your novel.
MORGAN
Have you? Which one was that?
MAY
A Passage to India.
MORGAN
I hope you enjoyed it.
MAY
Adela should have told the truth. It would have saved a lot of trouble.
MORGAN
But trouble is the whole point of fiction.
MAY
But not in life.
EDNA
I can’t believe this is happening. Sittin’ right here with a famous author. Wait until I tell Freddie. Oh, before I forget, Mr. Forster, could you sign my book? I’ve never had an author before.
MORGAN
Certainly. Do you have a pen?
EDNA
Just a pencil.
MAY
Here, use mine. (Taking a pen from her uniform pocket, handing it to MORGAN.)
MORGAN
Thank you, Nurse Hockey.
MAY
May. Just May.
MORGAN
Of course. May. How shall I inscribe it, Miss Pickles?
EDNA
Write, “To Edna, who brings new life into the world.”
MORGAN
Yes. New life. I rather like that. (HE begins to write.) “To Edna, who brings new life—” (completing the inscription in silence)
BOB
Here we are, Everybody. (Returning with four bottles of ginger beer, glasses, and the packet of pork scratchings, setting them on the table.) You’d think this was the Café Royal, the way the barman put his nose up.
EDNA
Have you been to the Café Royal? Golly.
MORGAN
Everyone enjoys Bob’s stories about his work.
MAY
Crime and passion amongst the working classes, is it?
MORGAN
In a way, yes. A window to a very different world.
EDNA
Well, somebody needs to give a good wash to these windows. Not much crime and passion to be seen through this one! I guess I’ve gone a bit literary on you, Mr. Forster. It must be catching!
MORGAN
It’s a very good turn of phrase, Miss Pickles. What’s this? (HE picks up a beer mat, reading it.) “ONLY WORTHINGTON BEST BITTER SERVED HERE.”
MAY
What a pity. When you haven’t got the ‘bob and ask for the BETTER instead.
(MORGAN bursts out in a spontaneous guffaw of laughter.)
MORGAN
HA! YES! Haven’t got the ‘bob, the BETTER BITTER instead! Indeed!
(BOB and EDNA join in the laughter.)
BOB
The BETTER BITTER!
EDNA
Indeed! I’ll have a pint of the BETTER, Mate!
MAY
But it is the “BEST BITTER SERVED,” after all. Good value there. (SHE replaces the beer mat on the table, with a smile to MORGAN, who returns her smile, uncertainly.)
BOB
It’s nice to see everyone getting along.
(A moment’s awkward pause.)
MAY
Robert tells me you’ve asked him on a motoring tour for his holiday week?
MORGAN
Yes. I thought he might enjoy seeing the West Country.
EDNA
Oh, the West Country! That’ll be lovely.
BOB
I’ve never seen the West Country. Never seen much of the any country, for that matter. When I was a kid, the Council used to herd us all on to a bus and take us up to Hampstead Heath. Potted meat sandwiches. But that was about as much of the country I ever saw.
MORGAN
I’ve bought a car. I need a driver. I don’t drive myself.
MAY
That must be difficult. Having a car. When you don’t drive.
(A pause.)
MORGAN
Difficult. Yes. It’s second-hand. The car.
BOB
An old Essex, a real beauty.
MORGAN
I don’t really know about motors. I’m leaving all that to Robert.
EDNA
A nice motoring holiday. It’s a shame May can’t get away to go with you.
MORGAN
Yes. (Pause.) It is.
MAY
I’m afraid we have to cut this short.
EDNA
Oh, May, don’t be such a wet blanket. You’re not Matron yet. Matron’s always putting the damper on a bit of fun.
MAY
We need to check with Matron about the fresh surgical supplies before the shift starts. And you, Robert, need to get back to the station. It’s nearly Four.
BOB
It’s all right, May. Morgan cleared it with my Sergeant.
MORGAN
I cleared it.
EDNA
We’ve got time, May, I already checked the supply cupboard—(a kick under the table, a look from MAY) Oh, right, we need to check those supplies. (To BOB.) The drinks were lovely, Robert. It’s a shame we didn’t touch the scratchings. No need to waste. (SHE puts the packet of scratchings into her handbag.) I’ll save them for my tea.
MORGAN
Please do, Miss Pickles. No need to waste.
EDNA
It’s been such a pleasure, Mr. Forster.
MORGAN
It’s been mutual, Miss Pickles.
EDNA
I’ve got to get back to the babies. I love my job. I really do. I love babies.
MORGAN
You must, Miss Pickles. Babies are the meaning of everything.
EDNA
Yes, yes, they are, aren’t they? Do you have children, Mr. Forster?
MORGAN
No. I’m not married.
EDNA
Well, if I may say so, you’d be quite a catch.
MAY
Edna, you go on ahead. I need a word with Robert.
EDNA
Yes, Matron! (A little salute.)
MORGAN
I’ll be off then. Drinks are my treat.
EDNA
It’s oh, so good of you, Mr. Forster!
MAY
Yes, so very. But we’d rather pay. (Taking up her handbag.)
BOB
May, put that away! This is Morgan’s treat!
MORGAN
I always say money’s a thing to use, if you’ve got it.
EDNA
Oh, Mr Forster, do walk me back! We can talk about babies.
MORGAN
Yes, babies. Good afternoon, Miss Hockey. It’s been most pleasant meeting Robert’s friends.
MAY
And most pleasant meeting you, Mr. Forster.
BOB
(To MORGAN.)
I’ll be just a moment with May, if that’s all right.
MORGAN
Of course. I’ll see Nurse Pickles to the hospital. BARMAN?
(EDNA links her arm in MORGAN’S as THEY exit.)
EDNA
You really ought to have babies of your own, Mr. Forster. (Exiting.)
BOB
He likes to pay. He really does.
MAY
I can see that.
BOB
I thought that went well. Except for you wanting to pay.
MAY
We mustn’t take advantage, Robert.
BOB
No. We mustn’t. (Pause.) So what do you think?
MAY
He has beautiful hands. It’s always the first thing I notice. But more importantly, I think your Mr. Forster cares very much for you.
BOB
He’s a good person, May. I told you. He knows so much and he’s been everywhere. He wants me to better myself, May.
MAY
I’m sure he does. (Pause.) Do you think there’s room for me?
BOB
Room for you? What do you mean?
MAY
In your friendship.
BOB
I love you, May. You know that.
MAY
And I love you, Robert. You are such a good, good man. Maybe that’s what Mr. Forster sees in you. Just be careful, Robert.
BOB
Careful? Careful of what? Morgan sees the good in everyone.
MAY
Does he? Then I hope he sees the good in me.
BOB
He will, luv. Just give him time.
MAY
“Time’s winged chariot,” Robert.
(BOB leans in and kisses her cheek.)
BOB
You are a wonder, May Hockey. It’s a miracle I found you.
MAY
Little miracles seem to be happening all around. Here we are, two quite ordinary people and we can say the famous E.M. Forster is our friend.
BOB
He is, May. Morgan is the best of people.
(MAY leans in, kissing him.)
BOB (Cont’d)
What was that for?
MAY
Because you are a sweet, loving, believing person.
BOB
And you’re not?
MAY
No, I don’t think I am. Not in the normal way. I think what I believe in most is people–and what they have between them. That seems to be a more reliable belief than a belief in God.
BOB
That’s funny. That’s what Morgan says.
MAY
Does he?
BOB
Maybe you’re more alike than you think.
MAY
Maybe. We shall see.
BOB
Good ol’ May! Do you want to come ‘round the flat after your shift? Morgan’s going back to Surrey to see his Mum.
MAY
I’m on night duty. I’d better be getting back with Edna.
BOB
But you do like him, don’t you, May? It’s important to me. I want you to like him.
MAY
Yes, I like him, Robert. More than I thought I would. More than I wanted to, actually. (SHE gets up to leave.)
BOB
Thursday, then?
MAY
Thursday then.
(SHE kisses him again and exits.
BOB drinks from his ginger beer, picks up the beer mat, reading aloud.)
BOB
“—Best Bitter, Better Bitter.” HA! (Raising a hand, signaling the BARMAN.) Make it a large whiskey, mate! (The lights fade.)
Scene 6
(Dora Carrington’s painting studio Ham Spray House, Wiltshire. A late summer afternoon. CARRINGTON, late 30s, in paint-dappled man’s shirt, trousers, boyish haircut, stands at a paint easel, painting a portrait of MORGAN. MORGAN sits posed awkwardly in a chair opposite.)
CARRINGTON
You are looking quite the old grump this afternoon. Confess, Morgan. What’s troubling you?
MORGAN
People are becoming increasingly irritating and exhausting, Carrington. I am losing patience with human beings and their personal relations.
CARRINGTON
A serious handicap for a novelist. Perhaps you should consider a change of profession. You might take up a professorship somewhere. Professors, in my experience, have little interest in human beings or personal relations.
MORGAN
I am not joking.
CARRINGTON
Neither am I. Do sit still, Morgan, and stop fidgeting. And kindly sit up, you look like a sack of potatoes.
MORGAN
I hate posing. Can’t you take a photograph and work from that?
CARRINGTON
NO. I want to capture the “LIFE” in you, Morgan! And stop clutching your left hand like that. You look like a nervous schoolgirl called before the Headmistress.
MORGAN
Please don’t boss me. (HE releases his hand.) Women and their rights have got quite out of hand, Carrington.
CARRINGTON
Have we? How inconvenient.
MORGAN
If women ever wanted to be by themselves all would be well. But I don’t believe they ever want to be. Their instinct is never to let men be by themselves.
CARRINGTON
AH! The Destruction of Club Life! We women will not rest until it is complete. Storm the Athenaeum! Deal me in at Boodles! Whiskey and cigars all around! We want to get in everywhere, Morgan, and we will.
MORGAN
You actually believe that.
CARRINGTON
My dear Morgan, a man can run away from women, turn them out, or give in to them. No fourth course exists. (Pause.) So what’s she like? The girlfriend? Pretty?
MORGAN
No, rather ordinary. Doesn’t wear make-up or lipstick. Very direct in her manner.
CARRINGTON
Ah. Mannish, you mean?
MORGAN
Not at all. A round face. But a softness to it. She looks directly at one. But she does have a rather irritating voice.
CARRINGTON
How so?
MORGAN
It’s not the voice. It’s the manner. Rather too authoritative.
CARRINGTON
Well, you said she was nurse. She’s used to giving orders.
MORGAN
It’s very off-putting. Especially in regards to Bob.
CARRINGTON
Unnerving that, I suppose. Considering the circumstances. Does she know that Policeman Bob is sleeping with you?
MORGAN
No, I don’t think so. Bob would have told me. No, our meeting was all very cordial and civilized, if rather chilly.
CARRINGTON
Well, it is a beginning. It all might sort itself out quite tidily. You, your sweetie, and his nurse friend.
MORGAN
Sort itself out? If you’re implying a ménage à trois arrangement, Carrington, I will have none of your triangular relationship business.
CARRINGTON
It’s quite practical and satisfying, actually. It solves a lot of problems. Ralph loves me, I love Lytton, and Lytton loves Ralph. I want to have sex with Lytton, which doesn’t suit him, but he has sex with Ralph and Ralph has sex with me. So it all balances out, doesn’t it? One must take people as they are, Morgan, and work from there. The only requirement is a fairly large and sturdy bed.
MORGAN
Please, Carrington, spare me the details.
CARRINGTON
Don’t shut your mind to it, Morgan. You might find a way to sort it all out. Triangularly speaking.
MORGAN
I could never be with a woman in that way.
CARRINGTON
Oh, rubbish! With your Policeman Bob to urge you on!
(BOB enters in rolled shirtsleeves, grease-stained, wiping his hands on a greased and oil-stained cloth.)
BOB
The ol’ girl should be humming nicely now. I cleaned up the carburettor and the spark plugs and adjusted the fan belt.
CARRINGTON
Whatever those are. Morgan, why don’t you buy yourself a new car and make Bob your chauffeur, with a smart cap and spiffy uniform, and not have all this motor engine annoyance? You can afford it.
BOB
Oh, no, Ma’am. It’s part of the fun, fixing up and taking care of the old Essex. A new car wouldn’t be nearly as much.
CARRINGTON
Spoken like a born mechanic, Constable.
BOB
I’m sure it’s no problem but, your husband Mr. Carrington and the bearded gentleman are sunbathing naked in the front garden.
CARRINGTON
There is no Mr. Carrington, Bob. You mean, Ralph and Mr. Strachey. And not to worry–the hedgerow is quite high. We will not frighten any bicycling spinsters or holiday motorists.
BOB
Mr. Strachey is lying in your husband’s arms. Awfully private business to be doing in public, don’t you think?
CARRINGTON
Was Mr. Strachey lying beard up or beard down?
BOB
Beard down I think.
CARRINGTON
Then he will have a very burnt bottom tonight. Morgan, your turn.
MORGAN
It’s all right, Bob. Mr. Strachey is a very close friend.
BOB
Oh. Then it’s all right then. Good mates, are they?
CARRINGTON
We are all good mates here at Ham Spray House.
BOB
Miss Carrington, I was wondering–
MORGAN
Just “Carrington,” Bob. She prefers it.
BOB
Sorry. Carrington, you wouldn’t have an extra can of petrol you could spare? I hate for us to be caught short crossing the Downs.
CARRINGTON
I believe there are several cans in the shed. You’re welcome to them.
BOB
Thank you, Ma’am. How’s the picture coming? May I see?
CARRINGTON
Only if you understand it’s not finished.
BOB
All right. (HE looks at the painting.) Oh, very good. I think you’ve got him to the life. One thing, tho’.
CARRINGTON
ONE thing?
BOB
The little gold ring on his left little finger. You missed that. It would be nice to get that in.
CARRINGTON
Oh. Right. Didn’t catch that. Morgan, you were clutching that hand, but now I see it quite clearly. (SHE dabs at the canvas.)
BOB
You’ve got it now, Miss Carrington. I mean–Carrington.
CARRINGTON
Thank you, Buckingham!
BOB
Buckingham? Oh, right! Ha!
MORGAN
When can I see it, Carrington?
CARRINGTON
Not until it’s finished. I don’t ask to read your stories before you’ve finished them, do I?
BOB
Don’t worry, Morgan’s not writing anything now.
MORGAN
No. Not now.
BOB
Let me get the petrol in the tank and clean up a bit, and we’re ready to go, Morgan. Are you ready?
MORGAN
If the sitting is over.
CARRINGTON
Yes, the muse has moved on. To the pottery wheel! You have a good eye, Policeman Bob.
BOB
Thank you, Ma’am. Give me ten minutes to clean up, Morgan, and I’ll be out in the car. It’s been good meeting you, Carrington–and thanks for the beer. Ten minutes, Morgan. Let me change this shirt. (HE removes his shirt, exiting.)
MORGAN
We are so completely unalike–Bob and I.
CARRINGTON
Ah, but that’s the beauty of it, don’t you see? That you found each other. Policeman Bob is the man for you, Morgan.
MORGAN
You’re not just saying that?
CARRINGTON
Your Policeman is charming and extremely attractive to look at, if I may say so–and quite easy to get on with.
MORGAN
I’m glad you like him. I am so very proud of the lad.
CARRINGTON
As well you should be. He’s lovely and he loves you, Morgan. Anyone can see that. If he wasn’t so gone on you, I might try to steal him.
MORGAN
Is it that obvious?
CARRINGTON
You are a great baby sometimes.
MORGAN
I know it’s not the customary thing. For a young man and a man of my years.
CARRINGTON
I suppose you must find the love of Policeman Bob a bit overwhelming.
MORGAN
It is unsettling. Especially the situation. The woman and all. Love can get so awfully complicated.
CARRINGTON
Welcome to the human race, Morgan. (SHE kisses MORGAN tenderly on the cheek.) Don’t worry, these things have a way of sorting themselves out.
MORGAN
Let me know when the portrait is finished. Or if you want another sitting.
CARRINGTON
(Looking at her canvas.)
No. I think I’ve got you now. As your Bob says, “to the life.”
MORGAN
All right then. Say good-bye to Ralph and Strachey for me. I shan’t disturb their sunbathing. (As MORGAN is about to exit.)
CARRINGTON
If I might say, you ought to screw your courage to the sticking place and live your life as you really want to. Isn’t that what you advocate for your characters in your novels? The courage to live honestly as one wishes?
MORGAN
An easy position to support in fiction, but real life can be an entirely different matter.
CARRINGTON
But not impossible, I dare say, if I am any example. Give it a go, Guv’ner.
MORGAN
I haven’t your moral courage, Carrington, when it comes to these sexual matters. Your public daring, dear girl, has always been a wonder to me.
CARRINGTON
Pushing the boundaries, am I?
MORGAN
Fearlessly, my dear.
CARRINGTON
I’ll take that as a compliment. Talking of the real world, Forster, it is a curious thing, isn’t it?
MORGAN
What is?
CARRINGTON
That more female writers don’t have affairs with female policewomen.
MORGAN
Oh, but they do, Carrington, only not in your section of Wiltshire. You should talk to the Mitford Sisters. (HE exits as CARRINGTON picks up her easel.)
CARRINGTON
Motion carried. Time to throw a few pots.
(Exits.
MORGAN slips a black mourning band on his coat sleeve as HE crosses to.)
Scene 7
(Evening, August 1932. A year later. A first-class carriage compartment of the Great Western Main Line, Hungerford to Paddington Station train. MORGAN takes a seat opposite BOB. Sound of a train in transit. THEY sit facing one another, each with a black mourning band on his coat sleeve. The clicking sound of the train wheels on track. PAUSE. Then.)
MORGAN
What time is it?
BOB
(Checking his wristwatch.)
Eight-Forty-Eight. Do you want me to stay over at the flat tonight?
MORGAN
No. No, not tonight. I’d rather be alone. It’s been a horrible year, Bob. Today has brought it all back. What possible horror could be coming next?
BOB
I always say guns should not be in the hands of the Public. Especially women.
MORGAN
I can’t believe they are both gone. I thought Carrington came through Strachey’s death so well, joking about us all going out on a jolly pheasant shoot together.
BOB
I remember him saying, “If this is dying, I don’t think much of it.” He made me laugh.
MORGAN
He was so cheerful and clear-minded up to the very end. Stomach cancer be damned.
BOB
She must have loved Mr. Strachey very much. I suppose her husband wasn’t enough.
MORGAN
What?
BOB
The gentleman she was married to. Ralph.
MORGAN
No, Ralph wasn’t enough. In the usual way.
BOB
She loved them both, I think. But in very different ways.
MORGAN
Yes. Very different ways.
BOB
I can see that.
MORGAN
The main difference being that she could not go on living without Strachey.
BOB
May says it can happen like that. In hospital. When one person in the marriage dies, the other won’t go on living without them, and dies soon after. Of course, Miss Carrington wasn’t married to Mr. Strachey. She had Ralph. But you can never be sure with the way love works, can you?
MORGAN
(Vaguely, looking out the darkened train window)
No, never sure.
(Pause.)
BOB
It was a funny sort of memorial. Us scattering her ashes under the laurel bush in her garden and that dance band record playin’ on the gramophone, “TOOT-TOOT-TOOTSIE, GOOD-BYE.” She had a sense of humour, Miss Carrington did.
MORGAN
A rare and gifted artist, Bob. The best of all possible women friends. We shall not see her like again. (HE starts to break down, BOB comforts him.)
BOB
Easy now, luv. Easy.
MORGAN
I don’t have the courage to live as bravely as she would have me do. I feel such shame, Bob. I am not the man Carrington believed me to be. I have failed her and now I don’t know how I shall survive her death. I really don’t.
BOB
(Taking MORGAN’S hand.)
There’s love, Morgan. And life. And beautiful babies coming into the world. Like you said, when you met Edna and May, remember last summer? “Babies are the meaning of everything.”
MORGAN
Did I? Well, it must have been in the context of the conversation.
BOB
There’s new life coming, Morgan. May is pregnant.
MORGAN
Pregnant? She’s a nurse, for Godsakes! Doesn’t she know about birth control?
BOB
She’s going to have my baby. I’m going to marry her, Morgan.
MORGAN
You don’t have to marry her. She can go away somewhere and have it quietly. How much money does she want? We’ll give her all the money she wants.
BOB
You talk too much about money. May doesn’t want anything. She doesn’t even want to marry me.
MORGAN
Thank God for that. At least she shows some sense.
BOB
But I want to. I want to marry May and have our baby. I want a family of my own, Morgan. I never had a family. Never had a father to speak of. I want to be a good husband and father and have a family life.
MORGAN
But that’s no reason to throw your life away on this woman.
BOB
I want to be with her, Morgan. May’s a good woman. I want to marry her and make a home for our baby.
MORGAN
I will not discuss this. I have tolerated the presence of this woman in our lives for the past year. But this is the end of it. This is a closed topic. I need a drink. I’m going to the buffet car.
BOB
Sit down, Morgan.
MORGAN
What?
BOB
I love her and I love the child that’s growing inside of her.
MORGAN
And where do I fit into this cozy family picture?
BOB
I want you to love them as I do.
MORGAN
This is madness.
BOB
No, this is love, Morgan. What you taught me. You know I will never love anyone like I love you. Nothing can change that.
MORGAN
And May and her wee bairn?
BOB
They are a part of me now. Can’t you love them with me?
MORGAN
I think what you are asking is outrageous and unnatural.
BOB
I’m sorry you feel that way. It’s already set. We’ve booked a date at the registry office.
MORGAN
At least it’s not a church wedding. That would be a travesty.
BOB
May doesn’t hold with that religion stuff. It’s what she wants–and we want you to witness it. Give me your hand.
MORGAN
What for?
(BOB takes MORGAN’S hand and wraps his own left little finger around MORGAN’S ringed left little finger.)
BOB
We are bound for life, Morgan.
MORGAN
But I certainly hope NOT for the wedding night.
(BOB bursts out laughing, and MORGAN in spite of himself, laughs.)
BOB
Will you try? Say you’ll try.
(MORGAN takes BOB’S hand in his kissing it, pressing it to his cheek.)
MORGAN
Oh, my boy, my precious boy. Yes, I’ll try. I will try.
(BOB put his hand gently to MORGAN’S head, smoothing his hair.)
BOB
Shhh, shhh, luv. My Morgan.
(HE kisses the top of MORGAN’S head.
The lights fade.
A recording of Lohengrin’s Wedding March is heard as–)
END OF EXTRACT.